I’d love to hear from you! My mailing address and phone number are over there on the right—>

Feel free to send me gift cards, chocolates, or just about any little gift your heart desires. Large checks. Whatever.

Please know that I don’t take queries by phone. I can’t judge whether your writing is any good over the phone. So call me up to say, “Hi,” or to offer me a book contract, by all means, but please use email if you’d like to pitch projects. You can find out how to do that over there on the right, as well. —>

For other email correspondence: I’ve made it easy. Just click on the links below.

Compliments should come to me:

Complaints and Bothersome Questions should go to my assistant:

And if you want immediate attention, be sure to use the special subject line:
“Do I Really Want To Send This?”